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Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.02 20:18:00 -
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Originally by: kayentelva
i doubt the goobs have the staying power but time will tell. they may just bring this home one day. mittani thinks its the next month or so ? rkz seems to think longer.
Straight from the Kenny propaganda machine. "We'll take back Delve in 6 months", "run level 4s", "retreat if you lose one bs", etc.
Waiting 6 months will not help. You see there is this sovereignty system that no one in U'K understands. Look what waiting did for BoB when they got disbanded. Look at 4/4 4:44. Look what four months of waiting did, patience~~~~~ for six months will work even better. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.02 20:24:00 -
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Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
If you wanted to be an actual threat you would do the intelligent thing, skulking off into the night to rebuild somewhere far away from us then coming back when you're better prepared. But we are pretty happy with your current plan too.
I suggested they move to Pure Blind or Geminate to rebuild when we moved into Delve. However, fighting for R64s to fill your pockets at the expense of your pets is clearly more important than the ability to build caps, supercaps and have space to build up in. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.02 20:37:00 -
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Originally by: Audri Fisher
Originally by: Devian 666
Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
If you wanted to be an actual threat you would do the intelligent thing, skulking off into the night to rebuild somewhere far away from us then coming back when you're better prepared. But we are pretty happy with your current plan too.
I suggested they move to Pure Blind or Geminate to rebuild when we moved into Delve. However, fighting for R64s to fill your pockets at the expense of your pets is clearly more important than the ability to build caps, supercaps and have space to build up in.
Like we need the rif-raf in Pure Blind.
There are always objections when you try to house criminals in the community. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.02 23:46:00 -
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Originally by: Serj Darek Edited by: Serj Darek on 02/06/2009 22:47:45
Originally by: Wasp O'Ryan
Apparently you don't eve-online much? ;) VS
At least you posted something factual. I wish more people would learn the difference between fabrication and fact. :)
Fly jaded,
Serj
I nominate Serj Darek for CEO of Kenny. Do I have a second? http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.03 00:32:00 -
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Originally by: Cheekything Would it hurt to put up both BS/Cap kills/losses and the same with towers somewhere in these reports...?
Because I do enjoy my stats and figures.
Ta Cheek
K:D ratios are a Kenny obsession. The same as thinking cap ship and bs losses are the only relevant killmails.
If you want to go to the :effort: of compiling statistics and figures be my guest. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.03 00:41:00 -
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Originally by: Serj Darek
Originally by: Tobruk
I guess bob, or at least the best part of it, really is dead 
It's called "bored at work and poking the trolls".
Vote for me,
Serj
I would. Kenny need someone with at least one foot in reality. You should apply this thinking to fc training. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.03 01:29:00 -
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Originally by: Serj Darek
Originally by: thelung187
Originally by: Serj Darek
The endless droning by the same people has decreased quite a bit,
Obviously this explains why we don't see very many Molle/kenny posts anymore aside from yours.
Not really man, school just let out and it's summer man. ~nbd
Serj
News at 11. Molle out of hvac school for summer. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.03 05:29:00 -
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Originally by: Serj Darek
Originally by: Heath Ledger So, to conclude: Our coalition isn't going anywhere, and we're ready to spend the summer slowly bleeding out Kenny until such time as we can simply waltz into 49u at our own leisure.
Sounds cool, should be a fun summer.
Serjie
Don't just blatently troll. Add a bit more content so that your post looks like a legitimate discussion.
No point having the only Kenny poster banned. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.03 20:13:00 -
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Originally by: Talon Scorpio
Originally by: Heathkit
Quote: clearly wars are lost or won on the achievements of the solo bought out disgruntaled directer.
Yes! Yes, they are! Now you're getting it!
I got it from the second I saw the BoB alliance chat window go down. What I don't "got" is why you think it was such an achievement for Goonswarm.
It is posts like these that make SHC too terrible to read. However, it is strangely satisfying to bathe in such a deep pool of tears.
http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.03 20:16:00 -
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Originally by: Talon Scorpio Edited by: Talon Scorpio on 03/06/2009 20:13:04
Originally by: Zell Shadowcast} for Goonswarm. [/quote
I missed you talon scorpio.
Also we killed something like 500-600 towers, baby supercaps, two titans and dozens of capships, if you guys are just now able to totally win the war, why couldnt you when you still were trying to defend your space? all the spy did was drop the jammers, the rest of the failure was completely kenzokus.
Moot claim. The hard part was done for you by Haarg. Breaking sov would have been impossible otherwise. Clear out sov 4 instantaneously in any region and all that's left is scavenging the remains. So basically what we have here is one person who pushed a button at the behest of a man with a great deal of character but no morality, and a horde of scavengers who swamed in and gobbled everything up in a land grab. That is an achievement. I understand now. Thank you. .
Oh the violation of space morals! http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.03 20:22:00 -
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Originally by: RevrendStyx
All he did was drop the cyno jammers....So you think that gs could have done the same amount of damage in the same amount of time if the jammers were up? Come on man. I'll give you guys a bit of credit for amassing your current powerblock and bringing the good fights. You guys said you've taken 100's of systems in delve/querious right. Could you defend 100's of systems while being pushed on by PL,MM,RZR and whomever else I forgot.
I'll accept your flames with a 
Pilots of Honour. I think you should tell us more about your corporation. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.03 22:38:00 -
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Stupid goons should pack up and head to high sec because you are obviously losing. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.03 23:06:00 -
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Originally by: Khornne
Originally by: Devian 666 Stupid goons should pack up and head to high sec because you are obviously losing.
Yawn, nearly as "funny" as the first 20000 times someone posted that...
Yet it upsets you enough to log into the forums and post about it. I'll remember to contact you the next time I need an opinion on what is "funny". http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.03 23:52:00 -
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Originally by: Carbine Toth
Originally by: Moctobot can someone from rkz explain this cognitive disconnect:
'it would have been impossible to take all of delve if the sovereignty levels were not reset'
'we will take delve back'
i dont get how one person is capable of believing both things
At one point, the sovereignty levels were Goonswarm (1). That would have been a good point to "take Delve back". But what do I know.
For some reason all of barbie believe: running level 4s in high sec means you will gain sov in Delve after six months.
To be this disassociated from game mechanics is very unusual. http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.04 05:05:00 -
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Originally by: Garreck
Originally by: Soldis It was mind boggling watching the self-portrayed greatest alliance just sit out the invasion of their space, and then just whine about it.
I'm pretty sure this right here was a real head-scratcher for a lot of bystanders. Was for me, anyway.
Soldis's statement is brief but accurate. It is not news.
With the knowledge that the Kenny cap fleet was permacamped into an npc station for a month while we knocked down Delve, what is there to scratch your head about? http://obeythekitten.com/ |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.04 06:08:00 -
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Edited by: Devian 666 on 04/06/2009 06:12:37
Originally by: Snot Shot Go ahead and flame away and I will respond as long as CCP allows me to have a voice amongst all this “we rule” chanting..
Just sayin…
Dr. Shot
Most of the ken and barbie posters have given up so you are pretty safe from that type of posting. Discussing the things that Kenny have done wrong is far more interesting.
As the poster above you pointed out they could have rebuilt a cap fleet, or could have done a mass break out (despite the numbers in the camp). The Kenny obsession with trying not to lose any ships meant that they sat in the station and didn't bother to log in. -A- were on their way to help break out their fleet and Kenny turned around and told them that they didn't want their help. In the month that they were spinning in stations we were knocking over all of their towers.
The sov 1 argument isn't very interesting as all we would discuss the complete incompetence of internal security in Kenny. That was a timebomb waiting to happen. It's great spouting propaganda claiming that it is the only reason why Kenny lost Delve, but this admits that the only reason why they had space in the first place was because of existing sov and that they couldn't hold any space if required.
The long standing issue here is that Kenny have the inability to admit that they have made a mistake or error because their "elite" culture will not allow it. Signature should be EVE related. ~Weatherman |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.04 06:25:00 -
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Originally by: Spiffy Sunkist
Originally by: Devian 666 Edited by: Devian 666 on 04/06/2009 06:12:37
Originally by: Snot Shot Go ahead and flame away and I will respond as long as CCP allows me to have a voice amongst all this “we rule” chanting..
Just sayin…
Dr. Shot
Most of the ken and barbie posters have given up so you are pretty safe from that type of posting. Discussing the things that Kenny have done wrong is far more interesting.
Haha. Most of eve has given up posting on CAOD beacuse it's practically a playground. You can always discuss what people have done wrong. But in truth if i disbanded your Alliance you would probably lose next to all your space aswell.
Given that the title of the thread is about 25b outpost screw-up it would probably be the case. Signature should be EVE related. ~Weatherman |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.04 06:28:00 -
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Originally by: dastommy79
Ken did the right thing. There was nothing they could have done against the sheer numbers of people that bum rushed delve after the goonswarm metagaming attack. The best thing they could do is sit it out while the rest of us did our part to take advantage of the situation on our end.
I agree taking advantage of the situation and letting Kenny get trampled was the best thing Atlas ever did. Atlas has benefited significantly from it. Signature should be EVE related. ~Weatherman |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.04 07:04:00 -
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Originally by: dastommy79
Originally by: Devian 666
Originally by: dastommy79
Ken did the right thing. There was nothing they could have done against the sheer numbers of people that bum rushed delve after the goonswarm metagaming attack. The best thing they could do is sit it out while the rest of us did our part to take advantage of the situation on our end.
I agree taking advantage of the situation and letting Kenny get trampled was the best thing Atlas ever did. Atlas has benefited significantly from it.
for historical record Atlas and the rest of superfreinds was disgusted by the actions and where willing to leave our current theaters to assist in delve. Molle made the call for the rest of us to stay and cleanup your mess down south. This also shows the character of your enemy, one who sacrafices himself for the greater good of his friends. E-honour and stuff
For the same reasons you claim their self-sacrifice is in fact the reason why they are fools. I suggested on caod when the Delve invasion was working well that Kenny relocate and build up in another region. They could have actually fought on the front lines while setting up elsewhere. Instead they greedily took R64s off of their pets while refusing to engage.
Self-destruction is different from self sacrifice. Signature should be EVE related. ~Weatherman |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.04 23:04:00 -
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Originally by: Vile rat I don't think that invasion attempt worked.
It's a two week op. It can't be over yet. Oh hey, that tower is in structure. |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.04 23:33:00 -
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Originally by: Khornne
Originally by: Devian 666
Originally by: Vile rat I don't think that invasion attempt worked.
It's a two week op. It can't be over yet. Oh hey, that tower is in structure.
Yeah hard to break your tower majority... oh wait.
So both U'K and EXE don't understand sov mechanics? Signature should be EVE related. ~Weatherman |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.05 00:56:00 -
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It's not a matter of convincing. What you do not realise is that in Ken and Barbie they do not tell their own members what is going on when things go wrong. This is why they seek battle reports from goons so that they know what happend. |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.05 01:22:00 -
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Originally by: RavenL0RD Misson accomplished 
Your stuff, giev it to me.
Do you realise that you do not have to read this thread?
Signature should be EVE related. ~Weatherman |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.05 20:51:00 -
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Originally by: Butter Dog I know the part of Catch I live in is crappy ;)
I also know that the combined high-ends of all lost regions is somewhere around the 450bn mark. Significantly more than you gained.
Your intel is as good as when you were in ISS. You should focus on your specialty of flying unscouted haulers in 0.0 |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.05 20:52:00 -
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Originally by: Vladic Ka Hi goons. Butterdog is trolling you. Bye goons.
This doesn't explain why he's called Buttertroll. |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.06 21:20:00 -
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Could someone from Kenny post what their plans are for the next 11 days of the invasion? |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.06 21:54:00 -
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I hate having to go to the GIA for information.
Quote: June 6 - The GIA reports that the KenZoku was itself fooled by the creative reporting of furloughed KenZoku Information Minister AJ Regard: "After the information minister claimed that KenZoku had retaken H74 from Goons, two former commanders said, the'undertaker was dispatched to check out a rumor that four or five Goon BS had survived the KenZoku counterattack. the'undertaker returned (without his eris) to his headquarters in a panic. "Four or five bs!'' the commanders quoted the'undertaker as telling his fellow generals. "Are you out of your minds? The whole of damn GoodSwarm is in H74!'' "
Signature should be EVE related. ~Weatherman |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.07 00:52:00 -
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Originally by: Ce'o
Originally by: Venomire I think he's threatening you. IRL.
I think you are an idio%, IRL...
And Mittani and the rest of you former funny Goons, What happened to "this is just a spaceship interweb game... we don't care about xxxx". You are now more serious than anyone...? And you and everyone know you will fail some time after former BOB is defeated, if they ever are. And since everyone knows all alliances will fail at some point (even if they don't want to admit it), what is the point? BS like: "our pets are not pets" won't help because they are not even real allies...
You will always be the most hated alliance in the history of EVE, even your allies dislike/hate you. You might say that you don't care, that it makes you stronger, just some big countries irl does. We all know it's BS. It makes you weak, and in the end, lonely. But please, go on doing what you do... it will make you fail quicker.
I am not talking about some, whatyoucallit, space-bushido, just talking about not being @$$holes. Which you are, and have been, for some time. That is all, thank you for reading. I'M RAGING?
You should post like that on your main. It would make it far more entertaining. |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.07 00:57:00 -
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Originally by: Ce'o
Anywhoo, you are not impressing anyone by winning by overly outblobbing GBC (>10 titans WTF!) In the short term it's only a matter of figures in a mathproblem.
Well AJ Regard I know that you have a unique interpretation of fact, but why do you feel the need to conceal the state of the war from your own members? |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.07 01:30:00 -
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Originally by: Ce'o
Originally by: DeBleu14
We control your game
there are no goons
goons in space? no, corpses in space
Same old, same old... Page after page... pathet... (indian word for really cool way to...be)
Page after page of discussing the mistakes Kenny have made. You know that some people learn from mistakes, but the elite never make mistakes. |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.07 01:49:00 -
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The next bi-yearly Economic Newsletter should cover the economic impact of Kenny's two week invasion ceasing after two hours. |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.07 01:57:00 -
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Originally by: Ce'o
Originally by: Flinx Evenstar
They should really let you guys post with your mains.
Great content... Do you really think I need to be in Kengoku or KFC to be fed up by your forum-smack?
Do you realise that this thread is for discussing the alliances involved and that no one is forcing you to read this thread? |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.08 05:20:00 -
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tl;dr snot is upset about the number of pages in this thread and yet keeps posting. IGNE obeythekitten is eve related content. Stop being so antagonistic. YGR drama best drama. |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.14 20:32:00 -
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Is this the right place for a war update?
Kenny decided to buy a lot of supplies from goons. Then they actually undocked and reinforced a couple of pos. Molle said that they would retake Delve and now there is only 3 months until the end of that deadline.
I am personally terrified so it is time to go to the stripclub. IGNE obeythekitten is eve related content. Stop being so antagonistic. YGR drama best drama. |

Devian 666
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Posted - 2009.06.15 04:53:00 -
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Stripclubs, yoga and beer. This has some potential. |
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